Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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