You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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