I'm passing your future prison.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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