i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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