ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
