isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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