Can Purell be used as lube?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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