After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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