You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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