dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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