How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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