Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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