On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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