I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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