i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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