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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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• (562): View more from California

  It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal

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• (347): View more from New York

  Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun

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  She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.

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