PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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