You're my little dorito
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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