I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize