i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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