They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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