kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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