A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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