just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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