What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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