My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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