i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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