I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
