Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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