I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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