You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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