i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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