If that was your dad, he is hot
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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