YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you had me at cake vodka
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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