The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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