some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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