its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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