Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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