Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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