Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Do you still have your period?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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