Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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