She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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