so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
