Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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