okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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