carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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