I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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