I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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