it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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