I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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