i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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