What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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