I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
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If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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