you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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