Rock
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Fuck
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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