Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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