Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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