Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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