these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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