We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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