he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
