i permit you to call me
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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